trumpWap – Make the web great again

Remember when almost every image on the internet was trump?

With trumpWAP, we can make the web great again. This is huge.

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Plug in the trumpWap and on day-1 you’ll get between 20% and 90% more trump (depending on your browsing habits). It’s that simple.

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Continue reading for more examples of trumped up websites & apps, a perfunctory video demonstration, and info on getting your own trumpWAP!

Perfunctory video

What trumpWAP can do for you

trumpWAP can make great websites even better…

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…and can take the edge off the liberal news media…

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How to get your trumpWAP

I could patent trumpWAP and make a million bucks selling them, but I’ve decided to make trumpWAP free because that’s what I am about people. I’m actually a good guy.

You can make your own trumpWAP for about $50 and 20 minutes of effort.  Full instructions are here…

http://www.instructables.com/id/TrumpWAP-Make-the-Web-Great-Again/

FAQ

Q: I’m not up for actually making anything, but I do want me some more trump.
A: I’ll Kickstart this if there is enough interest, otherwise I am selling assembled trumpWAPs for $1200 each. All trumpWAP housings are American made on a Brooklyn-designed 3D printer. Email me with how many you want.

Q: Does trumpWAP make more trump on all websites?
A: No. Some websites like NYPOST.COM and CNBC.COM can not be trumped up any further.

Q: How can I get back more Kim Kardashian?
A: I’m working on it.

Q: Does this really work?
A: Nobody believes me. This really works, people.

Q: No, seriously, how can a device inject trump into webpages and apps like that?
A: trumpWAP is a Raspberry Pi configured to run HOSTAP to create an open Wifi access point. When devices connect, trumpWAP uses an ip-tables filter to redirect all port 80 traffic to a local squid3 proxy server, which uses a custom url_rewrite function to look for image requests to hijack (it also deals with the Android proxy canary). When a suitable request is identified, trumpWAP fetches the original image and creates a trump image that matches the original image’s dimensions.  The proxy then redirects the original image request to a local apache2 server that serves the scaled trump image to the end user’s browser. No magic, it is all here.

 

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